Why DM is better than LRH:
LRH was the world' youngest evah Eagle Scout at age 12.
At age 12, DM has claimed that he was the world's youngest professional auditor at St. Hill
. I guess the event in which he slapped a pc has been occluded in David Miscavige. Judging by this Cult website, he has forgotten the event.
As auditors are the most valuable of all beings, DM at age 12 was for more valuable than the 12 year old LRH! Auditing, and auditing professionally at St. Hill, is far more valuable than collecting stupid wog merit badges for whittling, canoeing, or building beaver traps!
When DM was 18, LRH had, ahh, how do I phrase this? LRH entrusted an 18 year old asthmatic, high school drop out named David Miscavige with managing all of CoS. That is sane how? Generally speaking, high school drop outs are not allowed to run large organizations. But, as DM had been a prodigy 12 year old professional auditor, it was all Super Fantastic! Yes! Let's have this chain-smoking boy genius manage the Scientological Salvation of all Mankind! This makes perfect sense... only in a Cult whose leader beats Sea Org and pc alike!